Pimping Girls - In 4 easy steps!

girls - the opposite sex of the male who are possible mates to hook up with

Step #1 : For every beginning there must be an end, so in this begining, end any kind of feelings you have for any kind of girl right now that you know you have no chance with whatsoever, right about... now. This should work out for you in the longrun... most likely, and if not, then dont worry about it, because your gonna have so many girls all over you it wont even be funny. In fact, the biggest secret of this entire article is NOT WORRYING, got it? Hopefully you do so we can move on. Okay now so where was I... ah yes, pimping girls is way easier than you may think, but know this, this article does not tell specifics, it just gives you guidelines in order to persue women. Oh and another thing, the only reason this does work is because despite what girls may tell you, girls are all the same no matter what they say. So let us move along and get to the next step.

Step #2 : In order for any of this to work, you must let go of all of your troubles, any other girls, parent troubles, or anything that may bring you down that you may have on your mind. Girls dont like guys that are troubled, they like someone that wont bring the mood down and who can keep them smiling. Ask yourself this, have you ever liked a girl and told her some of your problems but u werent sure if she liked u back, and one day she tells you shes going out with some asshole who you hate, because she thinks that you guys are just friends? Well, what might you have done wrong for her not to like you? Well, #1, dont EVER tell a girl your problems, thats what your friends are for, unless you only want the girl as a friend then its okay, but if you want any kind of relationship with a girl you cant tell her your problems. Problems only cause more problems. Then you start asking yourself what might be wrong with yourself?, but the truth is, theres nuthing wrong with you, its all the girls fault. So when your telling a girl your problems, think twice whether you want this girl to be a friend or something else. So in conclusion to step #2, if you have that bad of troubles see a professional and talk to them and DONT...DONT tell a girl your troubles it just leads to friendship.

Step #3 : Step 3 is basicly an explanation to Step 2, and also the way to act around girls. Girls... sigh... girls once again are all the same, i say this because girls mostly like guys who... how can i say this... act like they dont like them. If you ever have noticed, the girls you act the most like YOU around, like you like you. When i say "most like you" i mean the guys who really dont care. The guys who just are normal and who JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK. Once again were back to not careing. Girls like someone who wont give them attention but will still talk to them and all that other bullshit. Not caring can be defined by : Not calling the girl... at all ... haha thats what i do alot, not doing anything for the girl such as favors like getting them something to eat, saying your going to beat her up or kick her ass but not being serious (dont forget to be smiling or shell think your serious) <- another one of mine. Another thing not to do it to NOT LOOK AT HER ALL THE TIME. Girls dont like guys who stare, they think its wierd... cause it is. Even when your talking to her, still be looking around at the surroundings, it makes it seem like ur listening but you jsut really dont care on the inside. When you do happen to look at her, cause you should every once in a while, look in between her eyes at the birdge of her nose, but not directly into them because looks like you are anyways and she will fall in love with you haha... this is no lie, it works! Basicly you must act like you really dont care, and dont be her friend and this will bring you one step closer to getting the girls you want.

Step #4 : Dates - Girls dont want to go on dates anymore, if you ever ask a girl to "chill", plan to go to someones house, and make sure if she has a friend over you bring a friend with you. That friend can distract the girl you came to see from her friend, so you can get closer to the girl you came to see. Now your over her house and your all alone what do you do? Make small talk at first, and when i say small talk just make conversation out of anything like, What did you do today?, or Thats a cool lamp, JUST MAKE BULLSHIT UP girls dont care! But here it comes, you must also bring step #1 and #3 in play here. Im talking about not caring if you say something stupid just try not to do it again and also not looking at her alot unless your sitting down talking to her, do the middle of the eyes thing... you know what im tlaking about! Next comes to moment of silence, just know this, you have to kiss the girl so i dont have to say no more just to kiss her and thats it from there on shell like you pretty much. Pretty much you should know that the girl WILL kiss you, and if she pulls away, YOU MUST ACT LIKE U DONT CARE, dont let it get you down it happens to the best of us. Im not done here yet, if the girl does pull away keep talking but be straight up with her, ask her why she pulled away, and shell tell you and you have to keep talking to her like its nothin, cause it is nothing, you still have another chance. In her head shell be wondering why its not bothering you and shell feel kinda guilty that she didnt kiss you and she will want to do it the next time you try so just wait for that moment of silence again and BOOM itll happen for you. But if it dont happen the second time then its over and dont try again and just move on to the next girl. Just remember this quote "It nothin!", you can use this for anytime something happens to you but just remember not to take it to the heart, girls dont like a guy who brings the mood down.

Remember this:
Never ask a girl WHY? no matter what.
Never care what a girl says to you.
Always make your combacks somewhat corny but also insulting.
Dont call a girl for at least a week... shell call you no matter what after a day or two.
Never look directly into a girls eyes.
Never stare either.
Always be proud of what you do.
Never go for a taller chick than you.
No matter what you do try to always smile when talkin to a girl.

This is no where near complete!